The Rocky Road To Ruin

Let’s start with some facts here, not "facts" like plate tectonics or magnetism, we mean actual scientifically provable facts.  Rocky bars used to be really good.  There’s a fact.  For many people Rocky bars along with Classics and Tunnock's made up the Holy Trinity of chocolate biscuit bars, to be worshipped like some sort of three leafed chocolate clover deity.



However, it has come to our attention that Fox's have decided to take Rockys downmarket and are flogging them in 99p packs containing 5 chocolate and 5 caramel bars.  "Great!" you might think.  Well you’d be fucking wrong.  They have clearly slashed costs and nothing has been spared – the chocolate is thin and tasteless, the bars are clearly not as chunky, and even the foil wrappers have been replaced with shit skimpy thin plasticy crap.

This is a fucking outrage. We have all noticed that Wagon Wheels are about half the size they used to be, but we turn a blind eye because to be honest, beyond the nostalgia nobody really likes them that much – but now real biscuits are being fucked with. Write to your MPs, write to Jesus, write to Nicky Wire, because if you tolerate this, your Tunnock's will be next!

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