Sorry Is The Hardest Word
For years and years and years, football fans, players, managers and Steve Bruce have spent hours and days after
matches complaining about bad decisions the referee has made – decisions that did not go in their favour, and
lost them the match. This usually means they ignore the 89 minutes of the game when they were just pish,
rather than pish and the victim of a bad call.
Now after all these years Big Phil Scolari, you know Big Paddy's cub, has finally invented a means of rebalance -
tell the referee to apologise!
Genius! The next step is to have the decision changed and all the points going to Chelsea! Although John Terry
must have been off form if he didn’t hound the referee for 20 minutes on the pitch to change his mind.
Here are a few moments in footballing history that will be rectified by the “Apology Formation”...
Maradonna says, “Oops,” for the hand-of-god incident, explaining, “I'm sorry for saying that,
clearly there is no god and therefore is must have been a gust of air”, finishing with, “Thatcher can
suck my hairy nut-sack”.
Notre Dame apologises for letting Peter “Hunchback” Beardsley out, thus giving a whole generation
of children nightmares.
Ashley Cole apologises to Cheryl for not inviting her to the “Player’s Room” at their Christmas
party.
Cantona apologises to the
fan he kicked, then takes it back and kicks him again. We love Cantona.
Sadie apologises for suggesting we all love Cantona. Sadie’s views are her own.
Gary Mabbutt’s face apologises to John Fashanu's elbow for getting in its way.
Arsčne Wenger apologises for breaking up Seaman, Winterburn, Keown, Adams, Dixon – look what’s
happened since they left!
FIFA officially apologise to John Aldridge for not knowing how to do substitutions.
That referee apologises for falling over like a complete pussy when Paulo diCanio brushed him
lightly with his finger tips.
Ian Wright apologises to the “little
people”.
Alan Shearer apologises
for repeating everything Alan Hanson says on Match of the Day – expect to see him do a Morrison’s advert any day now.
Dirk Kuyt just apologises.
Random Shite apologises for the quality of this page
sorry@randomshite.co.uk
