Random Shite Product Endorsements
Canada Dry
Celebrating the election of a new US President? Well what better way to toast victory than with a
champagne flute full of America's very own Canada Dry!
This Canada Dry ginger ale is neither dry nor ale, what more could you want! What it does contain is
100% pure democracy, so it is with a great sense of history and chants of "Yes We Can" that we officially
slap the Random Shite Seal of Approval on this product.
Banana Yazoo
Want milk flavoured like bananas? Want milk with an expiry date that defies all logic
for a product produced almost entirely from milk? Then Banana Yazoo is the drink for yazou!
Sometimes when you’re feeling hung-over and have stuffed 16 Kinder Maxis in a row into your
face, you need something to wash it down. We recommend Banana Yazoo. To feel extra
gluttonishly sick to the point of deserving no sympathy whatsoever, we recommend the full litre bottle.
Yum, yum, we officially slap the Random Shite Seal of Approval on this product.
Kinder Maxi
With two kinds of chocolate and five little chunks of joy, those crazy Germans have concocted a
brown and white delight that you can’t eat just one of – yes only after eating 12 can you stop –
they’re so damn good they’re like smack! Just be careful not to demand them in public,
shouting “I want Kinder” might get misinterpreted.
So with much joy and surrounded by lot of little wrappers we officially slap
the Random Shite Seal of Approval on this product.
Tunnock's Tea Cakes
We are proud to make Tunnock’s Teacakes our first Random Shite product endorsement. Those
clever Tunnock people have somehow combined chocolate, biscuit and white goo into a tasty treat
that can be enjoyed all year around or savoured at Christmas with equal delight. Go on –
shove a Tunnock’s in your bake!
It is with immense joy, pride and chocolate around our mouths that we officially slap
the Random Shite Seal of Approval on this product.
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