Not A Piano Leg To Stand On

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Random Shite Investigative Reporter, Mavis Davis


The best quote from this report is, "British novelist Robert Harris described the arrest as 'disgusting treatment'."  Funny how Harris didn't mention the paedo bit of it.  And he said fuck all about Langham.

Polanski's only defence seems to be "The Pianist".  I believe in years to come, legal books will include chapters detailing "the piano defence".  If only Myra Hindley had bothered to pursue that movie script of hers.

The people who interest me most in this story are the media, and others, who don't seem too perturbed by the whole Polanski thing at all.  Normally they would grab TV cameras and start pitching tents in his garden and pitching forks in his ass.  In fact some "peeps" are even coming out and saying, "Heyyyyy, it was ages ago, let's all call it quits and watch the Pianist..."

I haven't even seen the fucking Pianist.  For all I know it's a totally shit film.

So the media are giving him an easy ride because of some probably shit film I haven't even seen?  That's just fucking wrong.

It all seems to be connected to the number of Oscars you've won, they must have some power.  Langham and Jacko.  No Oscars.  Paedos.  Polanski and Tom Hanks.  Loads of Oscars.  Not paedos.

In fact, Micky Jackson was actually trialled and found innocent, yet any time he's on the news there's always a line about "kiddy fiddling allegations that wouldn't go away", aye because people like you keep mentioning them.

If I was Jacko's ghost, I'd come back and rape Polanski with a piano leg.

But that's just me.

By the way, this would never have happened if she knew anything about pianos.  No jury will ever buy the "trumpet defence".