How Quantitative Easing Works

The term Quantitative Easing hitherto has generally only been used when referring to a fat man or woman trying to squeeze through a doorframe with a KFC bucket in one hand and a box of Tunnock’s Tea Cakes in the other.

In recent weeks you've probably heard it being used on the news, and will have dashed to the sitting room to get a laugh at the clip, only to discover no fat people were wedged in doorways.  In fact all that was on were a couple of boring economists, who were predicting what is going to happen and the best way to deal with it, while ignoring the fact that not one of them predicted the current financial shafting we’re getting.

Since it’s pretty clear nobody else has a fucking clue, we’ve decided to take action with a little Quantitative Easing ourselves by printing fake notes that we aim to pump into the economy in the near future.  So if you see a tenner with Sadie’s arse on the front instead of the Queen’s head, there’s no need to thank us, we’re happy to be helping save the world.  However, if you see any notes with Krugman’s head on them, burn them, in fact if you see Krugman’s head anywhere, burn it immediately.

Anyway, before that con-artist Krugman tries to snatch another Nobel Prize by running his mouth about QE, we’ve pre-empted his hackery and put together some research of our own about how injecting money into the economy works:

So now you know where all your taxes will be going over the next 40 years,
why not email some money to quantitatively-easy@randomshite.co.uk