Bob Sickle
I'm
very much the baby of the group at a sprightly 168 years young. I was once a sex slave to Baroness
Thatcher. Apparently she told Denis that the law required us to play scrabble naked and he wasn't allowed
to watch. I worked as a sniffer dog at Manchester airport once, despite having absolutely no sense of smell
following a bizarre gardening accident during the Boer war.
Random Shite Responsibilities
Director of Internet Operations
Sports Correspondent
Head of Internet Fuckups
Junior Minsiter for Shite (resigned)
Pointless Technology Correspondent
Director of Badge Distribution
Sports Correspondent
Head of Internet Fuckups
Junior Minsiter for Shite (resigned)
Pointless Technology Correspondent
Director of Badge Distribution
Qualifications
GNVQ Information & Communication Technology
Birthday
Wednesday
Nickname
Bob Big Knob
Favourite Darts/ Taekwondo Player
Blind Peter Turdledge
Special Power
Ability to wrap my saggy skin around my body 8 times.
Favourite Smell
Stale biscuits
Vital Stats
(Nipple to knee)
(Nipple to knee)
6 inches - 5 feet if I do a handstand.
Smell of Cat Pee
(out of 10)
(out of 10)
0 - but my pet goat shares my bed with me.
Incontinence Rating
(out of 10)
(out of 10)
6
Spit or Swallow
For you, definitely a snowball.
Favourite Quote
The Vaseline's strapped to my leg if you find it a bit dry love.
If I Was President
of the bowls club I’d bring in a topless event.
Hobbies
Streaking, deep sea diving, badger baiting.
